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Newsflash: Microsoft agrees to open source the Windows codebase [tech] :: Argentina conceeds all its land to Great Britain as reparations for the 1982 conflict [war] :: eBay restores beloved old logo and launches dating service [tech] :: All parties in Great Britain to merge since they are morally indistinguishable [politics] :: Northern Ireland retroactively wins the 1986 World Cup due to a technicality [sport] ::

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eBay restores old logo and launches onine dating site

Love is only for the highest bidder

22/05/2023 in tech. [Would you like to know more?]

Microsoft agrees to open source the Windows codebase

Collected essays of Richard Stallman said to have swayed Redmond's C-suite.

04/04/2023 in tech. [Would you like to know more?]

Argentina concedes itself to Great Britain

Finally a solution to the Falklands conflict.

24/03/2023 in war. [Would you like to know more?]

All parties in Great Britain to merge since they are morally indistinguishable

21/02/2023 in politics. [Would you like to know more?]

Northern Ireland retroactively wins the 1986 World Cup due to a technicality

Irlanda del Norte, verdaderos campeones!

12/02/2023 in sport. [Would you like to know more?]

ebay war

another one

15/04/2022 in war. [Would you like to know more?]

Big Story!

You won't believe this.

04/04/2022 in politics. [Would you like to know more?]

New News

Finally, a 100% reliable news source.

01/04/2022 in politics. [Would you like to know more?]

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eBay restores old logo and launches onine dating site

Love is only for the highest bidder

22/05/2023 in tech. [Would you like to know more?]

Argentina concedes itself to Great Britain

Finally a solution to the Falklands conflict.

24/03/2023 in war. [Would you like to know more?]

New News

Finally, a 100% reliable news source.

01/04/2022 in politics. [Would you like to know more?]