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Newsflash: Microsoft agrees to open source the Windows codebase [tech] :: Argentina conceeds all its land to Great Britain as reparations for the 1982 conflict [war] :: eBay restores beloved old logo and launches dating service [tech] :: All parties in Great Britain to merge since they are morally indistinguishable [politics] :: Northern Ireland retroactively wins the 1986 World Cup due to a technicality [sport] ::

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eBay restores old logo and launches onine dating site

Love is only for the highest bidder

Microsoft agrees to open source the Windows codebase

Collected essays of Richard Stallman said to have swayed Redmond's C-suite.

Argentina concedes itself to Great Britain

Finally a solution to the Falklands conflict.

All parties in Great Britain to merge since they are morally indistinguishable

Northern Ireland retroactively wins the 1986 World Cup due to a technicality

Irlanda del Norte, verdaderos campeones!

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eBay restores old logo and launches onine dating site

Love is only for the highest bidder

Argentina concedes itself to Great Britain

Finally a solution to the Falklands conflict.

New News

Finally, a 100% reliable news source.